BREAKING NEWS 🚨 I am deeply honored, immeasurably, grateful, and truly beside myself to announce that I’ve officially been appointed to “Director of YouTube Strategy” for the White House.
After years of grinding through countless uploads, unsaved edits, and the infamous ‘forgot to turn the mic on’ moments, it’s all led me here… to this entirely real position.
To all my fellow creators: You know the pain points—agonizing over thumbnails, battling the algorithm, and surviving the ‘Why isn’t this video performing?!’ spiral.
But hey, those late nights and coffee-fueled brainstorming sessions clearly pay off, right?
Thanks for all the support, Think Media fam. Together, we’ve turned trial and error into White House-worthy strategy.
Who’s next for a Cabinet position? Minister of Clickbait, anyone? 😉
